....Ok, guys seriously. I'm dying, OK? Do you understand? Death? Dying? Coughing up blood? Making groaning noises? Do you know what dying means???? Good, you do. So er...help me out will ya then?
.....Seriously, get a doctor, call an ambulance, JUST DO SOMETHING!!!! Why are you dancing around me, looking at me and laughing???? IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! You can play Ring-a-ring-a-rosy later, GET ME A DOCTOR FIRST!!!! OHHHH FUDGE!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! Can't you see this massive pool of blood? You're stepping in it, and it's making squelchy noises???? DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT????? Why are you shaking your head??? IS THIS PART OF THE DANCE OR DID YOU NOT ACTUALLY REALIZE THAT????
.....SERIOUSLY IDJETS!!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT I AM DYING AS YOU DANCE!!!!! THIS IS SHAMEFUL!!!!! DYING WHILE PEOPLE DANCE AROUND ME!!!! OHHH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!
.....This isn't happening. Maybe it's a dream, and if I pinch myself, I'll wake up. Okay, pinch myself.
(Pinch) OOH LOOK BLOOD'S COMING OUT! THAT'S COOL! I PINCHED MYSELF AND BLOOD CAME OU....WHAT THE FREAKING HELLLL?????? SERIOUSLY, I'M DYING!!!! AS I SAID, YOU CAN DANCE LATER!!!!! Dance or death?
....WHAT DO YOU MEAN DANCE??? YOU BUTTHOLES!!!!!! GO EAT YOUR DONKEY MANURE AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE THEN....INSTEAD OF DYING IN DANCING DEATH!!!! GO, HOOLIGANS!!!! IDJETS!!!! LEAVE MEEEEE!!!! *cough* OOH BL....JUST GOOOO!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME TO DIE!!!!
.............DIDN'T I SAY LEAVE ME TO DIE????? WHY ARE YOU STILL DANCING AROUND ME????? WHY????? WHY????? WHYYYYY????????
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