Awards (fully deserved)
 Stuff I have written
- Rubber band theory (Thanks ReadMeSoon!)
- Metallurgy (also in Illogicopedia:Vital)
- Algorithm (also in Illogicopedia:Vital)
- Three Spiders in a Window
- Machine gun (also in Illogicopedia:Vital)
- HowTo:Keep an Idiot occupied for hours
- Cell (also in Illogicopedia:Vital)
- ASCII Illogicopedia Logo
- My Talk Page Footer!
- My cool custom signature!
- Link to the BIG BUTTON!
- Color Palette
- CLICK HERE
- Click for free* holiday
- Get Banned Now!
- My entry for the pickle contest... until I realized it was already over
- HTML Colornames
- ROT13 Encoder
- Another ROT13 Encoder
- UTC Time
the bane of humanity
 New articles on Illogicopedia
IllogiBooks:A Guide to Trolls – Time is Running Out – BOOTSECT.BAK – Rubber band theory – Metallurgy – Algorithm – Codpiece – Shafting Jon – An Average Day for Mr. Michael McMichael – Orange Pants – Three Spiders in a Window – The Miserable Howls of Goats and Watermelons – Machine gun – Contrary to the Opinions of the Gentlemen from New York... – Cold – ♆ – Ψ – Illogic POEM Book – Φ – POV-Ray – Seizure – Help:Editing – HowTo:Keep an Idiot occupied for hours – Cell – 1:06 AM – HowTo:Keep an Idiot Occupied – The Article – HowTo:Get An Article Featured – Malk – Jumbly – Homer – Mini Ketchup – Brain Cloud – Brainstorm – The Dark Floppy – Hexicorn – space shuttle – Money Trees – R.I.P – Composed Spring Cookout – The Epic Adventure of All Adventures Did I Mention Adventures?... Donuts? – Wave of babies – We are, we are – Rocket surgery – Patriot Poop – A Bar of Soap – The Gravy Train – Man With Toad on Head – Your Pet is Insane! – Highway Solitaire – The Guiness Book of People who Haven't Broken any World Records or done anything worthy of Notice – List of Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand – Cruft
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