Wikipedia
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Wikipedia[citation needed] is a magical web site run by dickhead admins where millions of people[citation needed], just living out their lives obliviously[citation needed], are invited to type in what they think the world ought to be like. When they do this, it becomes what they just typed in! It's MAGIC!![citation needed]
This is why so many people vandalize Wikipedia.[citation needed] They want to use it's power to change reality so that they will get millions of dollars, or millions of wheelchairs if that is their taste.[citation needed]
It was founded by a convicted nerdophile currently residing in the rectum of sanity. It is populated by simple folk known only as 'Massive ugly gone-wrongs', or 'mugs' for short. They spend their time staring at their own prostates[citation needed] and plotting on how to create a perfectly sensible world, where even the slightest hint of out-of-no-where-ness would result in forced sex with a cactus.
Jimmy Whores said of Wikipedia...
| Wikipedia is just cool and that's what we're doing. I'm not trying to create enemies or friends. A mongoose smells either way you face it and at the end of the day we all just got to get along.[citation needed] |
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[edit] How come 'paint drying with Jack Osbourne' isn't shown on Sky anymore?
I don't have a clue.[citation needed] I also liked the book Why do I exist when I am clearly a talentless, short, fat wart of a woman? by Kelly Osbourne.
[edit] How can we defeat the last boss on mgs3 Wikipedia?[citation needed]
What follows is a list of simple ways to defeat Wikipedo:
- Eat regularly, anorexia is no laughing matter
- Laugh at anorexics
- Become anorexic and laugh at yourself
- Write a popular children's novel but make a deliberate spelling error somewhere in chapter 5, or chapter fünf if you are German
- Hunt down users of Wikipedia and silence them with threats of tofu
- Shoot yourself in the back of the head.
- Beat AAAAA's high score.[citation needed]
- Donate money to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Make up your own facts.
- Use Illogicopedia to write your next term paper.
[edit] Illogicopedia will be doomed! Wikipedia will soon block out the moon![citation needed]
That's no moon! Our admins/werewolves will be rendered useless! They may become *gasp* Wikipedia admins![citation needed] No!
[edit] Typical Wikipedia article
Illogicopedia is a multiligual [citation needed]wiki-project [citation needed]with several regular editors [citation needed]who contribute articles [citation needed]to the illogical [citation needed]nonsense on the [citation needed]site.
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