Wikipedia is a magical web site run by dickhead admins where millions of people, just living out their lives obliviously, are invited to type in what they think the world ought to be like. When they do this, it becomes what they just typed in! It's MAGIC!!
This is why so many people vandalize Wikipedia. They want to use it's power to change reality so that they will get millions of dollars, or millions of wheelchairs if that is their taste.
It was founded by a convicted nerdophile currently residing in the rectum of sanity. It is populated by simple folk known only as 'Massive ugly gone-wrongs', or 'mugs' for short. They spend their time staring at their own prostates and plotting on how to create a perfectly sensible world, where even the slightest hint of out-of-no-where-ness would result in forced sex with a cactus.
Jimmy Whores said of Wikipedia...
|Wikipedia is just cool and that's what we're doing. I'm not trying to create enemies or friends. A mongoose smells either way you face it and at the end of the day we all just got to get along.|
 How come 'paint drying with Jack Osbourne' isn't shown on Sky anymore?
 How can we defeat
the last boss on mgs3 Wikipedia?
What follows is a list of simple ways to defeat Wikipedo:
- Eat regularly, anorexia is no laughing matter
- Laugh at anorexics
- Become anorexic and laugh at yourself
- Write a popular children's novel but make a deliberate spelling error somewhere in chapter 5, or chapter fünf if you are German
- Hunt down users of Wikipedia and silence them with threats of tofu
- Shoot yourself in the back of the head.
- Beat AAAAA's high score.
- Donate money to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Make up your own facts.
- Use Illogicopedia to write your next term paper.
 Illogicopedia will be doomed! Wikipedia will soon block out the moon!
 Typical Wikipedia article
Illogicopedia is a multiligual wiki-project with several regular editors who contribute articles to the illogical nonsense on the site.
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