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A '''Family''' group of related people consisting of: |
A '''Family''' group of related people consisting of: |
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*the '''Must''' all be smiling for at least 20 hours of the day. |
*the '''Must''' all be smiling for at least 20 hours of the day. |
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*the household [[pets]] must get along with each other. |
*the household [[pets]] must get along with each other. |
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| − | *the kids '''Must Not''' rebel against their [[parents]] |
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| − | *the parents '''Must Not''' have [[fights]] |
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| − | *the children '''Must Not''' cry |
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| − | *the family '''Must Not''' worship any other religion apart from [[christianity]] |
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| − | *the father '''Must Not''' have an affair |
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| − | *the parents '''Must Not''' have [[Sexual Intercourse]] |
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| − | *[[drugs]], [[sex]], [[rock]], [[body parts]], [[puberty]], [[Islam]]s, [[politics]], [[war]], [[obesity]], [[bestiality]], [[homosexuals]], [[freedom of speech]], [[sport]], other families, [[music]], [[weapons]], [[butter knives]], [[Foreigners]], [[big animals]], and [[aliens]] '''Must Not''' be mentioned in any conversation. ([[Jesus]] and [[christianity]] are acceptable converstations). |
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| − | *the Mistresses '''Must Not''' make themselves known to the [[mother]] |
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[[Category:People]] |
[[Category:People]] |
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Revision as of 14:25, 23 Arply 2009
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A Family group of related people consisting of:
- one dad
- one mother
- one boy
- one girl
- one baby (no defined sex needed)
- one (or more) mistresses (optional)
Optional
- Cheerful neighbour
- one dog
- one cat
- one maid
- one butler
- one annoying boss for the dad
- a whole group (up to 8 people) of women to come around for coffee (or tea) during the afternoon for the mothers tea party
- one bus driver for the kids
Must
- the father Must hate his boss
- the mother must be consistantly cheerful
- the mother Must enjoy: cleaning, gardening, cooking, helping kids with their homework, laughing politely, nagging (only sometimes though), wearing aprons, chatting (not talking) and most importantly, smiling.
- the son Must have a comb-over
- the girl Must have a really cheesy smile
- one of the children Must have a "crush" with a kid at school
- the Must all be smiling for at least 20 hours of the day.
- the household pets must get along with each other.