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Coprodysmorphophobia

Coprodysmorphophobia

John zipped up his pants and was about to give the toilet flusher lever a nice little push, until something caught his eye. Something brown. He looked down into the bowl, and screamed. He screamed, screamed as though he were a little girl, as though he were falling into a pit of rabid aardvarks, as though he liked cereal....

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Chipmunk Henry

Chipmunk Henry
Image credit: Fonchezzz
Henry is one chipmunk not a rodent, a detective working for the law and only for the law.. Discuss this image View more featured images • Vote/nominate >>>

Silent Penguin

Silent Penguin

Saddle up the edit counts and put away the damaging child molestion accusé, because bloody 'ell Harry, Seppy's won IOTM! Having penned such great illogiclassics as ...... and ......, and that one other time it's really about time this user's key contribution was at last brought to attention. The definitive lurker, Seppy is well known for his IRC sexploits, usually involving three vats of marmalade, overt inactivity, and a rogue Badger. When he's not enforcing the tumbleweeds over on the chatroom Seppy likes to take time out to propose we delete the site and start over, before dining heartily on limbless orphans. ...oh and apparently he majorly helped set up the site and is the greatest guy ever, or something. Yeah.

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