You have two cows

You have two cows.

You HAVE TWO COWS!!!

Yes.

You have one cow

Or does Farmer Jones just have an extra one?

“Yabba Dabba Doo!”

~ Fred Flintstone

You have two cows

Yes! You do!

It all starts when you find that your other cow is missing, it has been eaten or as MR. Ripley Beliefitornot says i have three cows. Do you? I thought they died of cancer. Oh so sorry, mr. p. I hope you find your petunias in the garden with a weed clipper.

Bananas may eat.

You have three cows

Or does Ripley do?