Car

Someone, as in a person who read it, has suggested this article be rewritten. Are you man enough to take on the challenge? Well, are ya?

A real life ghost car caught on CCTV.

“I am a driving god!”

~ Man in a car

“Car the blar the far the car, hello carry! CAR. Vote car for prez.”

~ Jimmy Carr

“CAR, THE CAR AND NOTHING BUT THE CAR.”

~ Oath

Car are bar. Vote car biatch!

I once had a car

I drove it very far

I drove it through some tar

And now it doesn't go so far

George Hamburg

The 'carre'

“The car (ahem) is something that is funny and gives you lolz and stuff like that but me? Nah it makes me do a la the shiz in a la the pipe hole!”

~ Jeremy Clarkson

Cars can now be purchased from high street supermarkets.

Cars were a bad pop group.

See also

• Flat tire
• Cars