Cons

Cons are cons. Here are the pros and cons of cons.

Pros of Cons

1. Cons are a cheap, reliable form of insulation.
2. Conning people earns money.
3. Conning money earns people.
4. Cons are both tasty and nutritous.
5. Uh, purple monkey dishwasher?

Cons of Cons

1. Cons are dishonest.
2. Cons counter pros, which is bad.
3. Cons conned my grandma, and now she's funding Al-Qaeda.
4. All your base are belong to us.

See also

• New Monaco

Lawn Order