|To be confudidilly-uddled mit Stalking Cookies|
| To be |
Cookies were invented sometime, somewhere, somehow.
...what, were you actually looking for a history of cookies? You fool(s)!
Chocolate, to be precise.
Everyone loves lemon flavored gummi bears!
...what? No, I don't mean flavoured. What do you think I am, British?
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 Cookies and their affiliation with milk
Upon discovering cookies, creepy stuffed things will direct you to the nearest bakery. The aforementioned milk is often to be consumed with cookies as a depressant and, as a result, one must avoid caffeine at all costs to avoid twitching, headbutting people outta the way, and accidentally wearing your onesie inside-out.
Rainbow monkeys! Uh... oopsy...