Don't go there

I would like to go there, but I really don't have the guts. One thing I do have is money which I'm gonna burn right now.

“Wow, Jesus, that's good burning!”

~ Author of this article

Why, YOU should be there

• beacuse they treat you like soup and not the other one
• when you sneeze their like, "wow" and you like "oh thanks, thats nice"
• beacuse the window wont be scratching your shoulder
• bouncy castles GALORE! including a more obscure... well its ok.

Nurmberz

Where in the numerical sense is THERE??? Lets find out shall we? Let's delve into that shizzle...

$parsnip+toast+happy+retard+einstein+scrotum+USA=THERE$

ZE FUHRER LIKES DIS SHIT on toast