Ah am a tomato
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Hello. I am a tomato. Also, I am speaking to you.
Don't tell me I'm editing Illogicopedia, that's a lie. I am speaking to you.
I would like you to compare yourself to a tomato. Then you must focus your mind on your tomato-y side.
Okay, enough with the mystical stuff. I'm a tomato, and I got a new haircut.
My best friend the carrot[edit | edit source]
The carrot is either homicidal and screaming or electrostatic grue. It all depends on the context.
Contest?
Yep, a tomato contest.