Jack Skellington

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“Jack Skellington is teh roxxors!”

~ TheOddity on Jack Skellington

JACK SKELLYTON!

He is the vegetable king. Of cucumbers.

He rules over Sea World! and is a BIG fat skellinton.

Numanumanumayei!

He invented armpits, guava juice, hummer trucks, Unclepeteopedia, not kittens, and spaghetti.

He is round on Sundays.

Bingle Bongle!

He is a professional-tier rock-paper-scissors player, and is considering competing in the world championship.

He is a spooky sexy skullinton.

Nyanpasu!