Jack Skellington
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“Jack Skellington is teh roxxors!”
JACK SKELLYTON!
He is the vegetable king. Of cucumbers.
He rules over Sea World! and is a BIG fat skellinton.
He invented armpits, guava juice, hummer trucks, Unclepeteopedia, not kittens, and spaghetti.
He is round on Sundays.
He is a professional-tier rock-paper-scissors player, and is considering competing in the world championship.
He is a spooky sexy skullinton.