Wikipedia
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What the fucking hell is this damn thing??? [citation needed][edit | edit source]
Wikipedia is a oh-so-sensible [citation needed] web site run by snooty bum-holes who write sensible blibbity-blah and think dinosaurs didn't ride cars (or funny jumping ball aka Bouncywikilogo.gif). [citation needed]They want to use their power as a well-known website to corrupt the minds of the world [citation needed]and fill their heads with too much boredom so they become mindless zombies that Wikipedia can control, and take over the world with.[citation needed]
This is why so many people vandalize Wikipedia.... on Wheels. They want to fill it with so much randomness that it is stripped of its power. and THAT, ladies and gentleladies, is what illogicopedia is for. *bows* [citation needed]
(Gosh, there simply won't be enough Citation Needed tags in this thing. [citation needed])
Basically its where a bunch of lifeless souls come to act preppy and look like they are smart but na bruh that not true buddy manny. Also its the unofficial home of old grandmas and grandpas spend their time on cuz their children forgot about them. wikipedia is like tinder for tabloid readers.
NOW LETS SING THE ILLOGICOPEDIA THEME SONG!
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ILLOGI-CO-PEDIA!
IT'S SO NEAT-IA!
I TYPE WITH MY FEET-IA!
AND
NO
ONE
CARES
AT
ALL!!!!!!!!
ONE MORE TIME!!!
LLOGI-CO-PEDIA!
IT'S SO NEAT-IA!
I TYPE WITH MY FEET-IA!
AND
NO
ONE
CARES
AT
ALL!!!!!!!!
It was founded by a convicted nerdophile called Percival S. Sensible currently residing in the rectum of sanity[citation needed]. It is populated by simple folk known only as 'Massive ugly gone-wrongs' , or 'mugs' for short. They spend their time staring at their own prostates and plotting on how to create a perfectly sensible world, where even the slightest hint of out-of-no-where-ness would result in forced sex with a cactus. [citation needed]
Jimmy Whores said of Wikipedia... [citation needed]
| Wikipedia is just cool and that's what we're doing. I'm not trying to create enemies or friends. A mongoose smells either way you face it and at the end of the day we all just got to get along.[citation needed] |
Also, the mangos are really touching the George.
I got banned from stupid dumb dibb wacopediar[edit | edit source]
I am so happy i got banned, it made me see the bigger picture, yk? By the way check my user profile its Space339 on Wikipedia. Also if you want to do more crap on my account, my username is Space339, my password is Wikipediaisshit. Try it out, I am not kidding its my password.
How come 'paint drying with Jack Osbourne' isn't shown on Sky anymore?[edit | edit source]
I don't have a clue.[citation needed] I also liked the book Why do I exist when I am clearly a talentless, short, fat wart of a woman? by Kelly Osbourne. [citation needed] iggnore this[citation needed]
How can we defeat the last boss on mgs3 Wikipedia?[citation needed][edit | edit source]
What follows is a list of simple ways to defeat Wikipedo:
- Eat regularly, anorexia is no laughing matter
- Laugh at anorexics
- Become anorexic and laugh at yourself
- Write a popular children's novel but make a deliberate spelling error somewhere in chapter 5, or chapter fünf if you are Germanicccccccccc
- Hunt down users of Wikipedia and silence them with threats of tofu
- Beat AAAAA's high score.
- Donate money to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Make up your own facts.
- Use Illogicopedia to write your next term paper.
Illogicopedia will be doomed! Wikipedia will soon block out the moon![citation needed][edit | edit source]
That's no moon![citation needed] Our admins/werewolves will be rendered useless! They may become *gasp* Wikipedia admins![citation needed] No! Oh god Oh f*ck
Typical Wikipedia article[edit | edit source]
Illogicopedia[citation needed] is a multiligual[citation needed][citation needed][citation needed] wiki-project [citation needed]with several regular editors [citation needed]who contribute[citation needed] articles [citation needed]to the illogical [citation needed]nonsense on the [citation needed]site.
Wikipedia is a fraud[edit | edit source]
Whenever you go on that stupid website, you are jumpscared with a green message (white paint is boring) asking you to donate your first three digits of your SSN (2.75). Also it blantly says that Wikipedia still can't be sold. But the truth is, it has been sold to our folks in Moscow. They paid a lot of money for it in cash and also they gave a bottle of fine Soviet vodka. So by donating to a multi-trillion dollar corporati- I mean country, you are helping them to bring communism to orphans that physically can't laugh.
What can you do to stop this?[edit | edit source]
So you can go to Russia through Romania. yeah you just cross through Romania that's it. You might be thinking there's one more country but guess what you're in Russia, not in a crane. After that you buy some vodka, but then you forgot that the Russians are actually mullahs (they converted to mullahism), so you go to Iran and eat some kebabs. Then you steal all the money by telling the mullahs that America sucks. Once you have a lot of money, you go and buy Wikipedia because it so happens that the true owner of Wikipedia is a guy called Jim. You present him the cash along with a fine Cuban cigar you found while going on the Communism tour with the Mullahs. After that, you are the owner Wikipedia and leave it the same way it is because you are too lazy. It's a woke dumpster fire (sorry libs)!
That's it! Bye!!!
See also[edit | edit source]
- The Downfall of Wikipedia[citation needed]
- Wikipedia (Scratch and Sniff Version)[citation needed]
- Jimbo Wales[citation needed]
- Wikipe-tan[citation needed]
- The Wikipedia Challenge[citation needed]
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