Wonder Pup
“Guess what, homeslice? You just got Wonder Pup'd!”
Wonder Pup is the somewhat legitamate lovechild of a dachshund and a loaf of Wonder Bread (not Kittyloaf.)
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Anyfloible, I find this appalling that you are not familiar with Wonder Pup. I mean, who are ewe to say Nixon was a canteloupe? Wii are disgusted by this.
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BLINK, FOR THE LOVE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN ON A ZEPPELIN!
... sorry, I was being rash. It's okay, you need not blink. We're all ninjas here. Family, man. Family. Yeah. Feel the love. Feel it. Get your hand away from that.
In brief, I must decline my position as Grand Poohbah Of Narcolepsy. The Wonder Pup breeds, and I await with baskets.
Baskets! It's all about the wicker, my good man.