“You are the Dancing Queen, Young and Sweet, only Seventeen”
ABBA is a Swedish know-nothing band that merely copies off of American stuff. For example, their hit single "Dancing Queen" was an act of plagiarism on Dairy Queen! And their song "Mama Mia" was not only stolen from a musical of the same name, but also Super Mario's catchphrase! These Swedes can't make a damn couch right, so how would one expect them to create a hit single without stealing genuinely American ideas!