Kada-bada-BOOM-BAM! Everyone's dead
! Therefore, no one
is writing this article
. Therefore, this article must now terminate
. This stupid
caption is longer than the article! How am I even writing it when the above asteroid just killed
me? Or am I even writing it?
 Maybe some other guy is writing it.
Yes, that is possible. Hey, is this caption going to become a big long part of the article? That would make this quite unique. But other than that,