Hey look, it's the man with a beard for a head and a head for a beard! What he lacks in scalp cover he more than makes up for with his giant facial fuzz. The guy that wears lotion on his crown when it's hot, and gets mistaken for Santa when it's cold. (He's old, did I mention that? Yeah, I mentioned that.)
Beard Head. He had much to share with the world. Unfortunately with a beard for his head and a head for his beard gravity was reversed and he floated out into space, where after exploding the remnant particles entered into a low earth orbit at 325,000 feet.
Goodbye Beard Head.