Bread shoes

Joyle McDanskuss demonstrating his bread shoes. Staples Easy Button-worthy, isn't it?

The bread shoe is a shoe made out of bread. That's all. Nothing more and nothing less. The idea was that someone would use the shoe in the morning to get to their pantry. Once there, the shoe would be digested, erasing the reason for someone to walk to the pantry in the first place. And that idea is invented by some insane guy named Joyle McDanskuss.