“I sure hopes someone cracks some jokes in this article, as opposed to leaving my brain scrambled like these articles always do...”
The egg is a curious phenomenon. For example, it is both edible and mandible at the same time. Furthermore, it will easily crack upon interrogation: try it yourself.
- Take one egg and place it under UV light.
- Proceed to shout and scream at the egg for an hour.
- Watch as a mutant chicken beast with seven wings and red eyes hatches.
Erm, I should have warned you it wouldn't be pretty.