El Salvador

To be confused with Guatemala due to its microscopic size.

“Where? You mean there? That's Guatemala!”

~ Oscar Wilde

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Capital	San Salvador
Largest city	San Salvador
Official languages	Spanish, reguetonnero-gang speak
Government	Populist, Capitalist, Center-wing
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Area	8,124 sq mi2
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Opening hours	24/7
Internet tld	.sv
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$500 says that you can't see it.

“No, you need to look with a microscope. (mutters) Douche.”

~ That One Salvadoran Guy on Illogicopedia

El Salvador is - wait, where did you say it was again? I can't see it.

Alright, so grab you microscope and look at the very bottom of Mexico.

Okay... very bottom... that's El Salvador?

(annoyingly sarcastic) Nawwww, it's Cuba!

Really? But it says "El-"

JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!

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El Salvador is an astoundingly tiny Medieval kingdom located somewhere between Middle Earth and your mom's house. Due to it's gargantuan Northern neighbor, Guatemala Mexico, El Salvador is multiplying like bacteria in a Petri dish to maintain a powerful army. Plans for expansion and eventually total conquest of America Central™ have been hanging around for over 100 years, primarily due to the constant shortage of queso fresco, pupusas, yucca frita, and bistek encebollado. El Salvador's leaders are considering adding quetzals from Guatemala to their diet. War, anyone?

History

It was once home to the Pipil people in the West (La Libertad) and the Lencas in the East (San Miguel). Then the Spanish came and nearly wiped out both entire races, until in 1932 far-right dic(k)tator Maximilliano commited genocide with his own hands and killed 32,000 in a single day or so. Thought this was the end? Oh, frick no! Then 40 years later some communist far-left teens felt like revolting

Geography

A boatload of volcanoes, 65% of the entire damn country is covered by rainforests, is right next to the Pacific Ocean for some killer waves, and whatever isn't a volcano is a mountain, tons of Mayan temples that get mistaken for mountains because of their huge size.

Notable People from There

• Hasn't this article made it clear already as to is the only notable person from there? THIS GUY!!!