Everything happening right now
A man is talking about giving a fish the kiss of life.
My computer fan is making a strange noise.
There is a golf club in the corner.
The clock is ticking.
My computer is quietening.
The fish was, apparently, drunk on brandy.
There is a strange smell of alien BO.
 Everything happening right now
Typing. Keyboard navigation. Slashdot reading.
Clicking noises are made by laptop.
Thoughts are all mushy.
Mad admin keeps editing page.
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