Hover Car Racer

The front cover is much, much shinier in real life. Do not turn it towards the sun or it will most certainly start a blazing inferno that will never end.

Hover Car Racer (also known as 'Matthew Reilly' to people who get mixed up with the oversized author's name) is an insanely unrealistic novel written by Matthew Reilly. It's actually a bloody awesome book, but this is Illogicopedia - it's funnier to insult the book.

This book is f****** s**t! It's a piece of crap! It's badly written and horrible and stupid! I HATE IT!!!

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Plot

The story follows Jason Chaser, who really does chase everyone through the entire book. He sucks. He can't win a single race at race school, and then he gets picked for the biggest race in the world! And he - f***ing - wins it! I mean - what the hell?

Publication

It was originally published as an internet serial.

Serial. Funny word. It could mean that something takes part in series, or it could mean 'Serial Killer', someone who kills lost of people over and over again, or could mean a breakfast food. I mean - what the hell? How I hate Latin.