IllogiNews:IllogiNews ranked 4,765th among online news sources; hopes set for top ten by next month
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Internet HQ (Aka Server Central) - IllogiNews, Illogicopedia's local, reliable, totally trustworthy news source, finally had a brief stint of fame as it was ranked 4,765th on Bob's Unofficial Jumbled List of News Sources in the "accuracy & reliability" category. Unsurprisingly, it was ranked higher than FOX news, a news source known for it's suspiciously cheesy smell.
Also, in response to the honor of being mentioned on the internet, IllogiNews reporters decided to set the bar even farther. Reporter R "The Book" MS was quoted saying:
|It's a real honor being on the list. Hell, it's a real honor just that somebody actually noticed our site existed! Er, anyway, now that we've seen how good we are compared to the rest of the world, we want to be in the Top Ten by next month, right up their with The Onion News and FOX.|
However, within his acceptance speech for the "Best Reporter Named 'Readmesoon'" award, Readmesoon failed to notice that they were already "with" FOX, so his speech was not accepted lightly by the audience composed of the very small amount of Illogicopedia readers, including T3canolis and Hindleyite, due to its unreliability. This sudden unreliance upon the source dropped it off the list entirely, but when the shit hits the fan, we'll sit down and ask ourselves "Who gives a flying horse's rear end anyway?"
In other news, my ear hurts.