IllogiNews:Toby Keith flies

Toby Keith was seen flying his Super Duty upside down over Norman, OKLA yesterday.

As he spun around in circles, many people thought he must've been drunk driving. But I think he was sitting there asleepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp. Huh?!

Response

OMG TOBY KEITH CAN FLY!? I must rush out righ tnow and buy concert tickets CDs and DVDs of his flights! CAN HE TAKE GIRLS WITH HIM?

• No, my dear, he cannot. For Toby Keith is Gay. The only person he can take with him is his lover.