IllogiZoo:Tweety Bird
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| Tweety Bird | ||
|---|---|---|
 When Tweety is middle aged, he will turn evil and rule the world. | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Evil | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Vegetarian | |
| Order | Splorch | |
| Family | Echidna | |
| Genus | Yucca | |
| Species | S. Bird | |
| Width | 0.1m (avg) | |
| Length | 0.15m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
| (Gruntlesmithy, 2011) | ||
Tweety Bird is a yellow blob that was born when Chuck Norris accidentally combined mustard, egg white, and cheese together and formed it into the shape of a big-headed birdanoid. He was chased by Sylvester the Cat for his cheesebutt, that all cats crave.
[edit] Past Life
- THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. TWEETY'S PAST LIFE INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIEDAND CANNOT BE ACCESSED UNLESS YOU ARE HISS HIGHNESS HIMSELF. THIS TAPE WILL NOW SELF DISTRUCT.*
[edit] Present Life
It is presently the future.
[edit] Future life
- TWEETY IS THE SUPREME RULER OF CARTOON WORLD. IF YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO HIM, PRESS I WISH TO SPEAK TO HIM. IF YOU WISH TO VOTE FOR HIM, PRESS TWEETY IS THE BEST AND I SUCK. IF YOU WISH TO DIE, PRESS You know what? I would really like some Mentos right now.
