Illogic Poem Book/Page 28
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who lived there until he said "**** it."
"I'm moving to Orange,
and nothing rhymes with Orange."
As a result, this limerick fails.
Writer comments: Originally published here by Gustav Mahler in 1683 during an hallucination, this poem was plagarized by Gruntled, who stole it from himself.