Illogicopedia:The Illogicopedian Times
Introducing, Our Editorial Staff
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Our Ignoble History
This little paper, whose actual paper content is only marginally greater than its information content, has proud tradition dating back nearly 3 years.
Its failure to thrive in 2009 taught us a lot of valuable lessons:
Okay—two valuable lessons. But like the Special Education kids we are, we've learned them.
That's why we dispensed with the Bureau Chief overseeing the Senior Editor in Charge of Foreign Correspondents wankery and re-launched as a flat organization of volunteers who do what they can when they can.
This time around, we'll be bold, we'll take chances, we'll edit fearlessly... and probably still fail, but in an entirely new way, not the way we did before. No, never again.
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The ?Times is published every Saturday, provided that we feel like doing so. In lieu of payment, your feedback is sincerely appreciated... it provides some sustenance to our attention-starved writing staff.
The next issue, currently under construction, is here.
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