Confess to Monsignor Peaches

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Speak slowly into the microphone, please

Due to the current existential crisis, Gruntled requests that you speak directly into the microphone, slowly and clearly. Misanthropic badger fantasies have been negatively affecting his Batmoose apperceptive recursional processing. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:45, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Jiggles

<3 -— Athyria 03:10, 29 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

Happy Halloween and stuff. <3 I was thinking about you recently... mostly good, some bat fuck insane, 0.00965% Calamine lotion. 15:47, 31 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

Was there a pineapple involved, by any chance? -— Athyria 01:46, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Yes. Two, in fact. Murderous, filthy pineapples, with no scruples and cozy little footies on their minds. 10:43, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Hey

How you doing? -- 18:30, 29 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Meh, I guess I can't complain... too much. How's things with y'all, dude? 02:22, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Pretty much the same :P. Maybe we could collab some time -- 18:13, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Collab, eh? Should we get drunk first? 20:21, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Haha. Possibly yes. But I got no booze! -- 20:28, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

How about smoke? Yo, gots any weed, brah? Or hashish? Maybe salvia... 05:27, 31 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

No but I got some glue and a washing machine. -- 21:07, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Of all recreational inhalants, I prefer a particular polyurethane primer/sealer for wood floors. A washing machine, though... that has possibilities. 21:39, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

YOU there.

I should probably thank you for letting me be the first recipient of that new shiny award thingy. Or perhaps I should just thank my own laziness and/or n00biness. - Awesomedecks (talk) 06:58, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

It wasn't an award as much as something to fill an up-to-then uncreated user page for a user who was doing a lot of stuff around here recently. Additionally, one side effect of placebo jellyfish I take is that in such a situation as I have sketched above, the lack of a user page drives me MAD. I'm afraid it can't be helped unless you send me money. Cheers! 19:00, 3 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Ooooh phantam thing oooh

Whos the guy to speak to about phantomisation? It would be nice to become a phantom an such. I wouldnt have to do complex math every article send. Someone mentioned this before i think, cheers in advance. -- 23:44, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

If you can make me an admin I'll make it worth your while. Heres 50 sheckles from bosnia -- 21:06, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Even at this sparsely populated bit of atoll in the -pedia archipelago, begging for admins is bad form. 21:41, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Dude

I bloody love you.

Be well, man. -— Athyria 20:35, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

To clarify, I was reading the Illogiblog and it just made me very, very happy, the way most folks' and normal blogs tend to make me very cranky if I'm actually forced to read them. Fortunately that rarely happens, but your words are much more of a pleasure to take in. -— Athyria 20:36, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

I am flagrantly cheered and glinky! Thanks for that, it made this day all the better. It's been a great day since aroud 5:00pm EST. I bleeding bloody well love you right back. 02:43, 8 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

May I ask you for a flavour...

And a favour as well, if it's alright. After a discussion (In English!) with the cool Germans at Kamelopedia, they have agreed to list us on their wiki's sidebar. So would it be okay if you could list "http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/|Deutsch" with the other foreign language wikis on MediaWiki:Sidebar? I can't do so myself, as I lack the necessary privileges and appropriate costume.

Ta. -- Ben ^Blade 13:48, 20 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Sure. Sorry, have been away a few days. 01:10, 25 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Thanks m'lord. I was probably rather vague there (I have that particular talent), but it needs to have "|Deutsch" after the URL for it to show up on the sidebar. My bad. --Ben ^Blade 00:30, 27 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for spoon feeding me. Cheers!15:02, 28 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Thanks Gruntled, you're my hero. (I confess to my sins; when spoon feeding, I should at least have the decency to make aeroplane noises). --Ben ^Blade 17:36, 28 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Great idea... sounds like you may have experience doing this. I used to do it for my little brother once in a while. 21:44, 28 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

It's cold in the fridge

I am forbidden to use the fridge nowadays. I mean, don't tell me you died... or worse... Got crushed by a tidal wave of jelly beans!!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:25, 11 Arche 2013 (UTC)

Jelly beans?! :D --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 05:30, 12 Arche 2013 (UTC)

Anise jelly beans, to be precise. Tons of them. 17:15, 19 Arche 2013 (UTC)