Illogicopedia:The Sporadical Radicals

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This is the page that rewards everyone helping with the article improvement drive!

Basically, the user who helps certain amounts will get official Titles and a template to go into their userpage.

To prove your worth, go to this page and leave a list of all the articles you've improved. The admins will then check this over and - when you reach the milestones - then dish out the awards as appropriate, for you to display proudly!

[edit] Titles

(#1 is best, #10 lowest)

#	Name of Title	Title to put in signature	Requirements	Notes
1.	Humble Servant of André Breton	WIN	100 improvements	It's worth noting that this is the highest possible honour ever given to humans. André probably prefers his imaginary friends. And Martians. They know how to party.
2.	Subbu panese General	WAR	90 improvements	This title grants you the command of the armies of both Subbuteo and Super Japan; however, unfortunately, they have a tendency to execute each other rather than execute your orders. This also grants a years' worth of throwable Koalas.
3.	Noble Spoon Man	SPOON	80 improvements	This title grants the user one tumble dryer-shrunk superhero suit and a small stash of spoons to be used ONLY IN EMERGENCIES!
4.	ChanServ	CHAN	70 improvements	Unlike Fourchan and Jackie Chan, all of whom have their advantages, ChanServs are actually kinda crap. I mean, they're not even allowed to talk. They've been kept to a vow of secrecy after receiving the ultimate everything ever. Yeah, he used to be amazing.
5.	EPIC Writer	EPIC	60 improvements	Having this title guarantees you a featured article.
6.	Shaggable Duck	DUK	50 improvements	Alongside being part of one of Illogicopedia's vastest armies, achieving this honour causes the user to be crispy-fried in hoi sin sauce and highly shaggable.
7.	Strange Indian Man	ORP	40 improvements	NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!
8.	Sacred Goat of Ung	UNG	30 improvements	Ung! Goat! Ung!
9.	Bcbkye	BKYE	20 improvements	This title bestows onto the receiver the ability to know mundane facts about anyone in the world, e.g. "You were once two years old!"
10.	Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII	XAR	10 improvements	Having this award will increase your stealth powers by up to minus 4%.