Interview with Yoda
Well here is the newest Pro interviewer, Joe Bloe!
Joe: Well hello Yoda, I am surprised that you accepted our interview request.
Yoda: Hmmmm.... Much idioticness I sensed in you, but going bankrupt, you are, so accept, did I.
Joe: Interesting.... Very interesting... More about yourself, now.
Yoda: Classified, that information is. Tell you, I will not.
Joe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S ****ING CLASSIFIED?!? YOU PROMISED TO MOTHER ****ING TELL US EVERYTHING YOU LITTLE GREEN ****ER! ****! I'M ****ING GONNA LOSE MY JOB NOW YOU **TCH!
Yoda: ...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP................................ PLEASE STAND BY
Joe: Heh heh. Sorry folks. Got a little out of hand there. Now then. Do you like living on Dagobah?
Yoda: Dead, I am. Live on Dagobah, I do not.
Joe: WHAT KINDA ****ING MORON ARE YOU YOU LITTLE IDIOT?!? HOW COULD YOU BE ****ING TALKING TO ME IF YOU'RE DEAD?!?
Yoda: One with the Force, I am.
Joe: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yoda: ...
Joe: ****!
Yoda: Resort to violence, I want not. But kill you, I might if keep swearing, you do. After all, public television, this is.
Joe: Fine then. Now, do you like your job as a Jedi?
Yoda: Yes, my answer is.
Joe: And why is that?
Yoda: A lightsaber saber sabersword, I do get.
Joe: Really? Can I try it? Please? I'll be your best friend?
Yoda: Trained in the Jedi arts, you are not. Allow you to "try it" I will not.
Joe: OH **** YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Yoda: ...
Yoda then turns on his lightsaber saber sabersword and slices Joe in half. What a painful way to end his life.