“Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore...”
“We're still in Kansas, stupid.”
“I think something's wrong with Dorothy. She's talking to the dog.”
“I think something's wrong with the dog. It's talking.”
Kansas is that one place somewhere with the...tornados...and...houses. And dogs. And weird teenaged girls and nerdy men talking to themselves in bright white buildings.
 History of Kansas
One day, Kansas dropped out of the sky. Dorothy saw it. Her brain broke. Subsequently, she was shipped off to a bright white building along with her dog. She was never the same again.
 Kansas today
Despite their prosperity in the carrot trade, Kansas continuously fights against rabbits of mass destruction for control of carrots. Scientists are currently working on finding a solution to this problem, and a solution for stingy contacts.