And thus read the License:
LIFE® END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.
BY BEING USING, GIVING OR TAKING OUT SOME LIFE ("LIFE"), OR ANY PORTION OF IT, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, BIRTH, EXISTENCE OR CONSCIOUSNESS, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT. YOU AGREE THAT THIS AGREEMENT IS ENFORCEBLE AND VALID AS ANY OTHER DIVINE LAW THAT BESTOW UPON YOU. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, YOU SHOULD NOT USE THIS LIFE.
This experience and anything else you might experience ("Life") is your own damn fault. Any unauthorized copying, distribution or otherwise experiencing of Life, including, but not limited to, conceiving and cloning, will lead to various results such as child support, grey hairs, and stoning by religious zealots. You can be held responsible for any events you may or may not experience during your experience of Life, including, but not limited to, missing the bus, getting laid, not getting laid, Death and acts of Eris. During your experience of Life, you may exercise Free Will, but keep in mind that other users of Life may also exercise Free Will and the experience may change during interaction with other users. Always remember that the only constant in all of your problems is you.
Life Experience May Change During Online Play
I hereby acknowledge that I have read and understand the foregoing License Agreement and agree that in consideration of being born or otherwise sentient, I am subject to the License Agreement and bound by the terms and conditions of this License Agreement. I also agree that when I screw it up the first time, I may be reborn to try it again a few more times.
One day, Dick was in His Garden, playing, trying to make one Cow become green by eating enough grass. The Lawyers came by and asked "Are you The Lord?" one of them asked. "Maybe," Dick answered. "We have a complaint," the lawyers said. But Dick did not like lawyers and he did not like complaints, so he smote them and said "Booya! Today, we create the General Life License for every living being I created, so that it will scratch its own itches and, will not complain and disturb me as I play". And thus he created the Life GLL, which every living being created has agreed to, although no one can remember it. If you are alive to read this, you have agreed.
And thus read the License:
This License apply to any Life and any part of it such as Birth, Existence or Consciousness or anything (hereafter refered as "Life") that has this document attached. The Life can be used any way by the owner. You may copy and modify the Life and distribute the original version or modifications, as long as you keep this license with them and give along the source code.
BECAUSE THIS LIFE IS PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE, THERE IS NO WARRANTY, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY THE DIVINE LAW. LIFE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO COVER DAMAGES INCLUDED, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THOSE CAUSED BY LOSS OR CORRUPTION OF MEMORY, THOSE CAUSED TO TISSUES AND ORGANS AND THOSE CAUSED TO THIRD PARTIES.
The Lawyers did not appreciate the response from Bob and thought this was too closed. But the Lawyers liked the possibility of restarting life again. The Lawyers did not appreciate the response from Dick and thought this was too open. But The Lawyers liked the possibility of modifying life as they pleased.