List of Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand

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  • I forgive you.
  • Life must have been hard on you, for you to take it out on others the way you do.
  • Everyone can change for the better.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...?
  • You're not as bad as...
  • There are worse people than you, like...
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  • I'm trying to be a more understanding person.
  • It's not my place to take the law into my own hands.
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  • There's already enough death in the word without one more.
  •  ?
  •  ???
  • ?????
  • Somehow, I must have brought this upon myself.
  • With time and patience, we can work this out
  • I haven't given you the benefit of the doubt on some of your actions.
  • __________.
  • _____ _______ __________.
  • XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
  • There are other ways to handle this that I haven't thought of.
  • Violence isn't the answer to this.
  • Hurting you won't make me feel better.
  • I'm not sure I could live with the guilt of killing another person.
  • Think of the children.
  • I don't want to get blood on my clothes.
  • I'm not sure the mess on the floor would be worth it.

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