Microsoft Sam
From Illogicopedia
“Woah! How'd Steven Hawking get in my computer??”
“You have selected Microsoft Sam as your computer's default voice.”
And here's how Microsoft Sam pronounces it.
You have see-lected My-cro-soft Saym as your com-puter's dee-fault v-o-i-c-e.
I think this means he either has big speech problems, or he is gett-ing t-i-r-e-d.
[edit] What Sam has to say about this article
Well, fook you, Ih-loj-ee-koh-pee-dee-ah. I do-n't care wh-a-t you think of mee.
