- This page concerns the Nintendo Wii. For other Wiis, see here.
“I always Nintendo Wii”
The Nintendo Wii is a well-known way of Nitending to Wii. We all Nintendo Wii at times. Often when you Nintendo Wii your Wii isn't very wee. However, people sometimes Nintendo Wii when their Wii is actually quite wee.
The truth about the Wii is it dates back to 39BCE when man invented the stone toiilit to satisfii hiis niid to Wii (he had been holding it in for tens of thousands of years). Thiise toilets biigan to catch on, and people stopped holding in their waste untiil they Wii'd and startiid usiing thiis new inventiion. People often saii the Romans used sponges on sticks to wipe their arseholes, but iit iis a wiill-documented fact that the sponges were actuallii used for on-thii-toilet snacking.
 Toilet Humour is the Worst!!!11!!!!shift+one11111!!!!11!!!!
HATE HATE HAT!
TOILET HUMOUR IS A BUNCH OF POOPY!
Urophiliacs find Wiis secksy. Oh yes they do.
 Wii Remote
The Wii Remote allows you to Wii aniiwhere you like! It's so cool! It's the riimote control for the dummii, done by Talking Toilets Plc., Makers of HeadOn. There iis also the Wii Nunchuck, whiich allows you to Wii on Nuns whiile chuckiing them high into the skii. The Wii is also compatiible with thii games of all thii other Nintendo consoles, datiing riight back to 870CE.
Wiineses are priivate so don't look Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!