Onion

This is a flower.

“Yuhm, an uhnyin.”

~ Dick Cheney

Onions may be stupid, but they aren't nowhere near not as stupid as Earth Day or Early Morning Television.

And this is abstract art.

See also

• Serviet Onion

On ion's there is microscopic dust. These are said to have been made from sub-atoms, a revolutionary particle yet to be discovered, but we all know it's just play-dough. The moon landing is in a Hollywood basement!

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