Saarin, a very dangerous and native being. he is often seen running around the bush naked humming the to 'never gonna let you down', this is usually used as a troll song. be careful he will often pounce onto u and try to smother you with his fuzzy hair. if u see or make contact with this beast, shoot him in the head or run like hell.
Commonly referred to many as 'Squiggles' or 'Pubes' becuase of his fuzzy, long hair. It has been confirmed that the hair controls most of this organisms decisions, being that the organism cannot think on his own. Recently, the hair has stated that it would like to relocate to Mexico. Thus earning the organisms' new name, Senor Squiggles.
In 2005, Squiggles stirred controversy in its home town of Katoomba, witn it dropped his pants and exposed its genitals to the public. Amid the uproar, it was pulled away by police, beaten several times with electronic batons, and then put to sleep. Only to arise several hours later.
On August 16, 2006, Squiggles made a widely publicized appearance at Lawson. It licked the faces of several school children, and groped and bit the hand of a grandmother. Squiggles, returned to the wild shortly after.
On December 2, 2006, Squiggles angered Mt Druitt by shouting "You're all a bunch of niggers!". I chose to make a joke about a subject that is funny, in an attempt to make light of a hilarious subject. I have offended a lot of people, and I am not sorry for being funny. To anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark, fuck you nigga. —Squiggles
On February 2, 2007, Squiggles was forcibly removed during an visit to a school, after repeatedly touching several children.
On July 17, 2007, Squiggles was in an altercation with his former friend Bardley Johnson, Squiggles had approached Brad at a restaurant and said, "I put the Evil hex on you; you're the next one to die," Bradley has accused Squiggles of re-introducing Bob's wife to cocaine, who had a relapse, killed Bob while he slept in his Woodford home, and she shot herself.