Salmon

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Salmon... It is brown on the outside, and pink on the inside.

It swims in a most fishy way, and has a fishy taste of deliciousness.

Lo! Do not doubt the salmon, for it is high in protein. The salmon doubts, but it swims up waterfalls anyway.

When salmon and moose combine, their fishy powers soar to the moon, as the salmon moose is formed! The latter prefers the Salmon Mousse.

Rejoice, for the noodles are still not yet cooked, because the salmon watches the pot to ensure that it does not boil; this is its toil! Beware of the oil.

Oy, salmon is one of the rare Engrish words with an L, (though unpronounced).

At last we shout, where are the trout?