Slippers are shoes that make your feet itch. They were a form of medieval torture for the pagan heathen. Oliver Cromwell famously made love with one.
There are many types of slipper which come with free bubble bath and carpet sample.
- Slippery these are made out of the raw skin of eels.
- Rough The inside is rough enough to make you bleed to the bone.
- Mcdonalds The inside is made out of nugget batter.
- Cream The inside had creamy padding, for some of those more creamy moments.
- Old A slipper for someone over 65. This contains dope.
- Rich Inside made of $10,000 and some weed inbetween
Feet are slippers as they are worn on your legs.