Deletion time-bomb template, advanced math.<br./>
The basic formula is 
In order to keep the bomb from exploding, the page must be edited in some way, giving users who view the page an ultimatum: Fix this crap, or watch the page die.
Options/params
- The default time is 30 days, speed it up a bit with |offset=numbergoeshere
- |timercolor=
- |timerbg=
THIS TEMPLATE MUST BE SUBST:'D
