The Banana is eeble sonk

BONJOOK, THE BANANA GOD APPROVES OF THIS ARTICLE This article shines in the favor of the Bananagod.

Sonk?

Yes. Eeble sonk the banana be. No one try to prove me wrong because we have plenty of evidence that the banana is eeble sonk. And if you try to prove that the banana is not eeble sonk, you will fail epically. So just accept it. The banana is eeble sonk, and there is nothing you can do about it.

So what the Banana is really Eeble Sonk?

Uhuh

Really?

Yes

But I thoug-

Didn't my explicit and hot-headed tone of voice (typing) make it quite clear to you that the banana was, in fact was Eeble Sonk?

I geese it did. So silly of me, but did you say Eeble McSonk?

*points to the door*