The Proposal to all Mental Institutions for the Inclusion of the Following Phobias on All Medical Watchlists in the World
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This following list is a list of all phobias that must be acknowledged immediately.
A T3PO, Mwow513, and R.M.S collaboration.
- Coprodysmorphophobia: The fear of odd shaped feces. Diagnosed: Common
- Contreltotapheselachophobia: The fear of being mollested by shark in the process of being buried with the shark. Diagnosed: Uncommon
- Genioautodysomophobia: Fear chins that smell wretched. Diagnosed: Very Common
- Geumalepraphobia: The fear of tasting a leper. Diagnosed: Rare
- Biblioominohypegiaphobia: Fear of Reading Him Soon. Diagnosed: Very Common. Nearly ten cases a day.
- Kathiskainophobia: The fear or sitting on something that is brand new. Diagnosed: Rare
- Linonolevophobia: The fear of getting a sting on the left side of your body. Diagnosed: Very Common
- Ommetaoctophobia: The fear or something that has eight eyes. Diagnosed: Rare
- Urophagophobia: The fear of drinking urine. Diagnosed: Never
- Zemmiphobia: Fear of the great mole rat. Diagnosed: Uncommon
- Sedatesphenisciphobia: Fear of SilentPenguin. Diagnosed: Very Common. More diagnoses than, Coulrophobia, the fear of Clowns.
- Gymnohobophobia: The fear of naked bums or beggars. Diagnosed: Very Rare
- Novercamnemophobia: The fear of remembering your Step Mother. Ouch. Diagnosed: Common
- Teratowalloonophobia: Fear of deformed people living or pertaining to French-Speaking Belgium. Diagnosed: Common-est. The most diagnosed phobia of all time.
- Xeroanthrophobia: Fear of dry flowers. Diagnosed: Common
- Angloofanthropophobia: Fear of anyone from England, especially Hindley. Diagnosed: Common among the ?Pedia communtah.
- Pesmonasterophobia: Fear of Foot Monsters. Diagnosed: Eh, not that common.
- Levitsubtsuptmediovirophobia: Fear of Slightly Below Average Man Diagnosed: Everyone other than Slightly Below Average Man himself because everyone who is involved with him is 99.9% likely to get injured in a way.
- Undamonachusophobia: Fear of water monkeys. Diagnosed: Their not really that scary, are they?
- Amicuspullusophobia: Fear of fried chicken. Diagnosed: Rare
but never found in the African American community. - Rabidusundamoccasinsophobia: Fear of raging water moccasins. Diagnosed: Everyone. Why the hell wouldn't you be?
- Paternusamericantribusophobia: Fear of Native American Tribes. Diagnosed: Uncommon
- Magnuslibrisophobia: Fear of big books. Diagnosed: Very common. Anyone who hasn't read Harry Potter.
- Esculentusvictusophobia: Fear of delicious food. Diagnosed: Anyone who likes Indian food
- Luxlucisexfenestraphobia: Fear of light coming out of a window. Diagnosed: No one.
- Egodiligocontraquodmilesmilitispuerquodmaroonquinquequodmaydiesminaephobia: Fear of terrible music. Diagnosed: Common to anyone who doesn't like Asher Roth, Soulja Boy, Maroon 5, or May Day Parade.
- Sermoarabianpopulusaphobia: Fear of talking to Arabian people. Diagnosed: Common in ignorant Americans who think every Arabian person is a terrorist.
- Magnificovasvulneroculusophobia: Fear of someone using a magnifying glass to refract light and hurt your eyes. Diagnosed: Anyone other than the blind
- Vicissubsistophobia: Fear of time stopping. Diagnosed: Everyone other than philosophers.
- Monasteriensepaxcontricioegophobia: Fear of monster trucks crushing you. Diagnosed: Ouch. 'nuff said.
- Morbartifexophobia: Fear of diseased artists. Diagnosed: Uncommon: Who paints anymore?
- Keytabulinfinitabellaphobia: Fear of a keyboard with infinite letters. Diagnosed: Uncommon. Only people over the age of 70.
- Domusinfinitianuaphobia: Fear of a house with infinite doors. Diagnosed: Uncommon, unless it could happen...
- Damnumvirgoguoloorcusophobia: Fear of losing your virginity to a killer whale. Diagnosed: Rare: I wouldn't mind.
- Admirationinjatentatiophobia: Fear of a surprise attack from a group of ninjas. Diagnosed: Extremely common
- Recubonovutempestasaliophobia: Fear of the Weatherman lying to you. Diagnosed: Anyone who ever unnecessarily brought an umbrella someone.
- Vegrandisadultusbarrus: Fear of tiny adult elephants. Diagnosed: Extremely rare. The only documented case is Mwow513
- Sermostendosumephobia: Fear of talking backwards. Diagnosed: Rare
- Flimbymargoraphobia: Fear of nonsensical phobias. Diagnosed: Anyone who won't read this.
- Reprobapraecessireddophobia: Fear of a translator giving you a false translation. Diagnosed: Anyone who ever got a 0 on a Spanish assignment for using a translator.
- Techasuperuniversitophobia: Fear of computers taking over the world. Diagnosed: Kinda common
- Angiohemophobia: Fear of Band-aids. Diagnosed: Emos
- Chinovestitusofficinaparvulusogerophobia: Fear of wearing clothing made in a factory by Chinese children. Diagnosed: Naked people
- Diablamalumliberophobia: Fear of evil children spawned by the devil. Diagnosed: Common in Bible thumpers.
- Diesarcalogolulucisophobia: Fear of Christmas lights. Diagnosed: Athiests, Buddhists, Jews, and Johoves.
- Formicacombibomagnussursumegovictusaphobia: Fear of getting sucked up by a giant anteater. Diagnosed: No one before they read this, after they read this, everyone.
- Venatusratioxarcaarchatentatiophobia: Fear of your XBOX attacking you. Diagnosed: Never diagnosed
- Intoundamelophobia: Fear of getting trapped inside a watermelon. Diagnosed: Mainly surrealists
- Reprobaventusocadofragosusepoenaphobia: Fear of your fan falling down and injuring you. Diagnosed: Common
- Vereoranimadvertophobia: Fear of seeing someone with a fear. Diagnosed: Anyone that knows someone that has one of the above or below phobias.
- Reputogauisophobia: Fear of having happy thoughts. Diagnosed: Emos
- Symbolicophobia: Fear of being typical. Diagnosed: T3canolis
- Scientiapantophobia: Fear of knowing everything. Diagnosed: Rare
- Nigeraporrosaetabovisopromeusediligoinciderecruoracontemnovitasulumunuscontemnolemmaphobia: Fear of emos. Diagnosed: Common
- Erusophobia: Fear of Chuck Norris. Diagnosed: Every person in the world, besides Chuck Norris
- Hilarisophobia: Fear of Clay Aiken. Diagnosed: Common
- Exsistosociusophobia: Fear of having a sidekick. Diagnosed: Rare
- Sudophobia: Fear of Ozzy Osbourne or the rest of the Osbourne family. Diagnosed: Rare (mainly schoolteachers who hate swearing)
- Adeptomaiorosres: Fear of things growing in your mouth. Diagnosed: Extremely rare.
- Longinquusimperiumaperophobia: Fear of choking on a remote control. Diagnosed: Everyone
- Gerohaudasubvestisophobia: Fear of not wearing underwear. Diagnosed: Rare
- Rutilusanaranjadocrocusviridisputeulanusindigentiavisophobia: Fear of rainbows. Diagnosed: Emos
- Nigercruentusstilusputeulanusfadedcrocusatrumturquoisegrayluxlucisfronsophobia: Fear of Slightly Depressed Rainbows. Diagnosed: Rare
- Rabidusobviamapparatusophobia: Fear of Rage Against the Machine. Diagnosed: Common
- Computusovisiophobia: Fear of emoticons. Diagnosed: Very rare :-)
- Scholalumnolamiamagisterophobia: Fear of being a student at a school with teachers that are vampires. Diagnosed: Common in ages 5-18.
- Gymnopectovenatusperperarachnomadidusaveneficusovolatilisophobia: Fear of playing strip poker with a spider, a drunk magician, and a rapist. Diagnosed: Rare
- Elophobia: Fear of User:THE. Diagnosed: Very rare. Mainly vandals
- Levisocaputocapitisophobia: Fear of a balding head. Diagnosis: Common
- Carbonisimbibophobia: Fear of Seltzer. Diagnosis: Very rare
- Chezzzfonophobia: Fear of Fonchezzz. Diagnosis: None
- Somniumofornicisophobia: Fear of Illogicopedia. Diagnosis: Extremely common. Reaching pandemic levels.
- Alveusovenatusilocusapenitusangelusophobia: Fear of basketball courts in inner Los Angeles. Diagnosis: Anyone that doesn't want to get shot.
- Viromulieragenitorophobia: Fear of hermaphrodites. Diagnosed: Common. Ew
- Lusumhumanotypicophobia: Fear of mascots that are just humans in particular clothing. Diagnosed: Rare
- Yiyaonenéichirophobia: Fear of athletes that have their first name on their jersey. Diagnosed: Common