The best article ever
“Best. Article. Ever.”
The best article ever written was so brilliant that had anyone actually read it and thought about the issues it raised and the raisins it issued, their brain would have instantly been digested by their spine.
 What made it the best article ever?
Many have raised questions about what makes that article the best ever, but I believe
in ghosts that I can lick my nose remedy this with a brief insight into the brain of he that wrote it:
Warning: What follows this pointless sentence does not preceed it.
'I wonder if I shall write the best article ever yes I shall why cant I use punctuation in my head darnit I could use a coat hanger about now or then who knows when one sentence begins and the next ends oh the travesty I shall never get over the brainal damage caused by damaging my brain as a child yesterday was that the end of the sentence or the start of this one day I was walking when oh bugger I did it again you have arrived late this is the third time this week I have not eaten a single bit of [insert fatty food here]'
Wasn't that odd?
 Who wrote the farticle/farticle?
This one or the one I am describing?
 I don't know... the first one
I wrote this, do you mean who wrote the best article ever?