The cows are acting suspicious
“Well, admittedly they do eat grass. Don't you find that a bit weird?”
Eventually they arrived and just saw me there standing next to two cows. One of them said "So you called us here just for these cows, eh?" And I replied "yes, they want my flesh. I know they do, just look at them!"
One of the coppers on the left put a sticker on my head which read "insane". "Strange," I thought, before killing both cows and dumping their corpses in the river.
 The cows are acting!
Give them an academy award!
 My theory
The cows will get you, I swear... and if you don't believe me look at all the conspiracies I thought up while I was in the mad house! Listen to this right, 'kay, erm... wait let me just get the papers.. ah here it is!
OK, so basically the government is hiding all these top secret files of incidents involving cows attacking humans. The powers that be will stop at nothing to cover up this stuff and... hang on, is that a tranquiliser gun you got there? WAIT, NO I..... Ahhhhhh... nice.
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