HI! I'M NOT TROY MCCLURE!
I'm a monkey. On an island. And it's a goddamn wacky one, that's for sure.
I think parsnips are sexy.
|This user is from the Unreal Kingdom of England Island and Whales.|
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You know what?
I can't remember.
 And now for something completely different...
too bizarre and unfunny for Uncyclopedia,
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