Weapons
Weapons were first dicovered by Dr. James Naughton in Smarch 1867 when a conker flew past him, barely missing his ear, thanks to all the smear he had applied to the very ground before him, resulting in his inevitable fall. To the ground, where he soon recovered. Several years before, he had invented the cheese sandwich, a most dreadful prototype for the weapons later to come.
[edit] Recently Discovered Weapons
| Weapons | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
Axe • Banana Gun • Banhammer • Bat Fuck Moped • Bat Fuck Origami • Bomb • Burgulator • Chicken gun • Choko Chipper • Conkers • Crossbow • Crowbar • Ecky-Thump • F Bomb • Feghaly • Fuffy kitty fuff (WMD) • Gun • Ha Ha! The Bomb • Knife • Lightsaber saber sabersword • List of Illogicopedian weapons • Machine gun • Magic bullet • Magic Missile • Mongolian Cheese Cannon • Nuclear weapon • OMEGA • Plasma cannon • Pogo Sticks With Knives Stuck On the End • Rainbow Breath • RMDs • Sconed • ShamWow • SMG • Sock • Spartan Laser • Spontaneously Combustible Eggs • Stab • Stabatorium • Stabby thingy! • Stun gun • Suicide Bombers • The Ultimate Shotgun • Tic Tac • Ultraness SMG 513 • Vandal Smashing Bat • Vandalrist • Warisms • Weapons • Wepon • WIP |
 | ||
