Whore

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Whores at the door, having reached a final equilibrium of...

No...

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[edit] Prostitution

Prostitutes find me very attractive. At least, that's what Big Bird says, and he should know. That's right, Big Bird is a pimp. Isn't that hilarious? It's the opposite of what you'd expect!

Big Bird followed me home one day and I shot him, but I still don't see what he was doing in my pants. Those Wiccans are all about Big Bird. Why, just the other day, I spotted Big Bird fallowing a Wiccan home and he shot Big Bird while wearing pants.

[edit] Pants

I pant after running a lot. Okay, it also happens when I run a little. I'm not a dog.

[edit] Internal monologue

It was inside me. I saw it. I snatched it up and ate it and then it was inside me again. I felt kind of stupid about that.

[edit] Just completely pointless

I don't really know why. Annie Lennox, I'm sure, was really into that one band about not let's starting. The Rolling Stones.

[edit] Just completely stoned

God, why have you or You forsaken me or Me? Also, does this look like cancer to you? No, I'm talking to you. I'd tell you I have lots of RAM but you wouldn't believe me.

[edit] Short paragraphs

They're easier to read.

[edit] Whores

Whores are easy to read.

[edit] See also

  • Mastu-- urk...
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