Mac OS Z
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Mac OS Z is Apple's latest and greatest OS out there today. Only 50 of them were ever made in the whole world. Steve Jobs owns 49 of these OS's. There is no information about where the last one has been. Some people think that it was shot out into space to try to share with an advanced race of super natural beings. Others think it was placed down by the Earth's core to try to make peace with the Mole People. Many other people have other ideas about where the last copy is. The legend says that when Steve Jobs will collect all OS Z, the iDragon will show and he will accomplish to SSJ Jobs one wish. Just Lying! Chuck Norris has 100 of these copies even though 50 were made. Yes Hes that damn good.
Development[edit | edit source]
Apple's sweatshops in China and other 3rd world countries have been developing Mac OS Z for the past 20 years. The problem was whether they wanted to use mono chrome or color CRT monitors. Around 2003 they had decided to use mono chrome. The OS itself is only about 14.325432 MB large on a hard drive but it cannot fit on a CD so they used DVDs.Another problem was shipping the new Operating System,since Apple decided to use the shipping and packaging budget to fill their private hot tubs, the Sweatshops had no way of transporting the product,so they stopped production,burned the remaining DVDs,and sat outside sipping Lemonade and editing Wikipedia.
History[edit | edit source]
It all began around the 1950's when Apple Mick Mac decided to look into a crystal ball. He found out that he could develop computers around the '70's to the present. He also found out that people would be stupid enough that they would buy them at an extremely high, rip-off price. This is one of the "many" reasons why Apple is so "successful" today.