Category:Stories

A

• A Christmas Carol
• A Christmas Coral
• A Day in the Life of a Golf Ball
• A Day In The Life Of A Retard
• A day in the semisubparatransnormal life of Galanoth
• A Different Kind of Luck
• A gay marker who wants to become a writer and dancer but cannot because society hates gay markers and doesn't want them to exist
• A man and his moo moo
• A Man Eats a Lemon and Then He Goes to the Dentist
• A perfectly ordinary day
• A really short story
• A Series Of Fortunate Events
• A story
• A Story of A Vampire
• A Story of Stops
• A Tale of Two Unhygienic Fellows, Both of Whom Possessed Old Ferrets
• Ahhh Charles
• Albert Adams's Laboratory Adventures
• An AWESOME story
• Another Story About Wadsworth (the protagonist from two of my previous articles, "Party Time!" and I think "Acne")
• At least, we think it was a banana
• At the Top of a Very Tall Building
• Attack of the Flaming Moustaches

B

• Bang and the dirt appears
• Bedtime Stories for Nostalgic Reasons
• Bill the Ostrich
• Bing's Adventure
• Blueberry Leftovers
• Bo Diddleys (disease)
• Boris and the American Dream
• Brass screw for a belly button
• Buckets: A Story
• Burger King
• Burt the Barfbag Ponders Love

C

• Caleb McDondelev and the charcoal molasses
• Captain Gargle Saves the Day
• Cluego
• Clyde
• Cut-Away Cornmeal

D

• Days like these
• Deaf, Blind, Smelless, Touchless, and Tasteless - The Story of Thomas Edwards
• Debris
• Dranchy fullbacks
• Drawing Rings Around the World, Onion Rings Around the World, Phone Rings Around the World
• Drenchy fullbear

E

• Elephant nuts
• Empty Chairs (...and be human?)
• Epic Story
• EpiQuest
• Every morning you wake up and say hello to your ceiling, though it doesn't listen. If it could talk, this is what it would say.

F

• Fairy tales
• Fli: Under The Bowl
• Flub Nugget Versus The OMG Scary Alien
• Flying squirrels
• Follow My Instructions
• Fridge Within a Fridge
• From the land of Mozilla

G

• Garden
• Gerby
• Giant Weasel Destroyed My House
• GLURIIC
• Good and Evil (in a Tent)
• Guy wars

H

• Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Bong
• He Blew My Mind
• He Kicked the Wart
• Henry Decides

H cont.

• Hi ya kids!
• How I Lost Each of My Fingers
• Hypnosia

I

• I cried for a day
• I have got a story to tell
• I Heart LaGooms
• I Made a Salad
• I right two men E are tickles
• I Threw Up and A Baby Came Out
• I'm going to upstage THE and Testostereich by writing some massive EPIC, possibly
• Ice
• Iggy's Wheelbarrow
• Ikitikihikibiki
• Impregnate the Population
• It was a Tuesday
• It's Your Problem Now

J

• Jimbo vs. Roberto

L

• Laura the Dragon girl
• Leggy The Tortoise Without Legs
• Legumes
• Locked room mystery
• Love Story
• Luck of the Irish

M

• MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE
• Milking The Cow
• Mouse Trap
• Mr. Poodle and the Mighty Balloon
• Mutant chickens will rule the world
• My journey to Greece
• My life as a monkey, olive, pet and a peanut.
• My Mother's Rotting Skull

N

• Night of the Screaming Monkeys
• No More Straws
• Noob (medieval)
• Not so Fairy Tales

O

• Oily Steve
• Olive's Slimy Autumn
• Oliver Twist
• Om nom nom that's a NICE sammich you got there!
• One day at McDonalds
• One Man's Waste is Another Man's Dinner
• Out of control

P

• Party Time!
• Phlegm Biscuit: An Underdog Story
• Porridge

Q

• Queen Victoria
• IllogiBooks:Queer Times and Queer Adventures

S

• Saint
• Sassy But Classy
• Sexually Explicit
• Shacaca and the poodle
• Shaggy Dog Story
• Shall we Enter Vacant Towel?
• Sleeping out loud
• Slipping My Pickle In
• Snow angels dragged me to hell
• Some Other Article I Just Made Up
• Sometimes The Donuts Move
• Song of the Fire Alarms
• Stone soup
• Stop me if you've heard this one
• Stop motion Cob'a Corn
• Stuff I should be doing
• Swearing substitutions

T

• T3PO's Untitled Parody of Christmas and Hannukah
• Tales that will scare you
• Tamborine goes to Mars

T cont.

• That thing....over there.....keeps.....staring..at...me!
• The "I Can't Think Of A Halloween Story" Story
• The 27 Virgins
• The Adventures of an Inanimate Object
• The Adventures of Lampshade Man
• The Adventures of Lampshade Man (RFK's continued version)
• The Adventures of Larry
• The Adventures of Red Sailor
• The adventures of Red Sailor
• The Adventures of the Molepeople
• The Advenutes of Lampshade Man
• The Aliens
• The Amazing Stories
• The Big Fly at the City of Lego
• The Black Box
• The Button that Destroyed the World
• The Comfort of One's Couch (mucus)
• The Contact Lens Procedure
• The Danger of X-Rays
• The death of American soup
• The Disturbingly Perfect Marriage of Lucinda and Fred
• The Dropping Jaw
• The epic story of an un-named hamster
• The Final Question: A Story Written In Fullfillment of An Unexpected Disappearence
• The Flood of Swindon
• The Frog Fly Feed
• The Fropulgration of a Vestroge
• The God of Fried Chicken Drippings
• The Gruesome Story With Blood and Guts That is the Worst Story I’ve Ever Written
• The Guy Who Went Hunting for Lions in the City
• The Hat in the Cat
• The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board
• The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board: PART TWO
• The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij 1
• The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij 2
• The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij 3
• The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij 4
• The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij 5
• The Journey of Francis and the Neatherlands
• The Jumping Lamp That Liked To Juggle
• The KraZy Adventures SpotZ the Panda
• The legend of Matt and Jeff
• The Life and Times of That Pirate Guy
• The Lion and The Witch in The Wardrobe
• The Lost Gold of the Shiney Stewart
• The Magic Book
• The Man Who Did Not Know His Gender
• The man who wanted to be a rock
• The Matrix Path of the Two
• The Miserable Howls of Goats and Watermelons
• The Monster From Space!!
• The old woman in the corner
• The Parable of the n00b Illogicopedian
• The pineapple tree
• The Poor Man (and his Ice Cream)
• The quest that was pointless because of one idiot
• The Redistribution Of Maths Homework
• The Safari
• THE SCARLET LETTER
• The Sensitive Child
• The Stand-Up Raisin
• The Story
• The story of Link
• The Three (or two) Brothers (and sister) and the mighty Secession Tree
• THE ULTIMATE SToRY YOU WILL EVUR HEAR
• The Ultimate Story You Will Evur Hear 2