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The Encyclopedia (77 AD- 2001AD) was a long-winded and unethical contraption that harvested knowledge from the minds of the vulnerable. Though their intended purpose was as a source of knowledge, they were more often used as doorstops, small stools or firewood.
Birth[edit | edit source]
Encyclopaedia came into being as the result of Satan having too much spare time following the death of Jesus Christ in 30AD. He worked on the Encyclopedia Daemonica until his death 47 years later, after which the work was carried out by like-mindedly evil individuals.
Death[edit | edit source]
Wikipedia declared war against the Encyclopedic civilization in the year 2001, which resulted in its collapse and the rise of the New World Order of Information.